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In the highly unlikely event that I become a movie reviewer anytime soon, I have decided I would start with the film “The Day The World Stood Still” which I had the misfortune to watch tonight. I believe it’s alternative title is “The day I tore out my own heart with nothing but tweezers andContinue reading “I may not be any good at movie reviews, but I will speak to your deceased animal.”

I dont generally post youtube vids, but I saw this and laughed WAY too heard to not share.  Enjoy.  It’s 7 minutes long, but so worth the time out of your day.

I have never pretended to be innocent.  Hell, once I swore in front of my teddy bear!  We don’t talk much anymore since the incident.  He took it kinda seriously.  All I asked him was “So. You really shit in the woods then?” and he totally lost it.  Yeah, crazy crazy days.  So because ofContinue reading ““Hello, emergency services? I have a penis ring stuck on the little dude”.”

Once in a while, someone says something that makes you glad you aren’t a pygmy in the middle of some very hungry rebels.  In my case, I was indeed not a pygmy, although I have enough “extra ballast” sitting around my midriff that would feed a whole army of rebels for a good meal orContinue reading “There is zero chance she is going to be sucking on my breast thankyouverymuch.”

During a nice break from that work thing tonight (I would say during my lunch break, but really…what do you call a break on a night shift?), I took an IQ test online.  And then I took another one because I just didn’t believe the first one.  According to the two sites, I have an IQContinue reading “According to internet sites, I am gifted.”

It was just a typical morning.  You were standing there having a bit of a wash and then you slip. Falling quickly, you grasp for something to hold on to. You grab your knees.  In hindsight, not the obvious best choice to grab under the circumstances.  And then this happens:   Yup, you attach theContinue reading “You have a little something on your eyelid.”

I have read tonight about two individuals that were admitted to hospital with bizarre objects inserted where the sun doesn’t shine.  And I don’t mean in my heart where the clouds overpower me every day.  God I feel so sad and lonely.  Now, where was I… ohhh yeah… Now I know this is nothing new, and has happenedContinue reading “When I said “Shove it up your…”, I didn’t mean literally…”

I read tonight that a university in Taiwan has a course to teach it’s students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.  They mention that more than 50 students had registered for the course.  Not mentioned was the longest queue in living history for people to sign up for a course. I am sure youContinue reading “University courses in Taiwan seem like fun.”

I read today that some research on students at a university came to the conclusion that drinking too much coffee can make you hallucinate.   They were quoted as saying Large amounts of caffeine also made people more likely to think they could sense the presence of ghosts Now I had a thought about this, andContinue reading “Coffee makes you hallucinate….apparently.”

Wandering through the google search results in my stats, I realised I had enough weird ones to do another of these posts.  So.  Here is it.  For those new enough to the site, and havent read the entire back catalogue of posts yet (what is taking you so long?), the words in the ” ” areContinue reading “Search engine terms… Abuse lays ahead.”