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I haven’t done an “abuse the search engine results” post for a while.  For those that don’t remember, those that cannot be bothered to try and remember and for the newer people reading the site, HERE is a previous post. But you don’t want to read that when you can read this! As before, theContinue reading “You were searching for what? Once more in to the breach…”

The University of California found that surfing the web is good for the brain.  Actually, it stimulates parts of the brain that banging your head against a wall while shouting “Nyip Nyip BAAAAHH!” doesn’t.  No, I wasn’t that shocked to find it out either. But lets look at this subjectively.  I see major flaws inContinue reading “Surfing the Internet stimulates the brain more than a kick in the privates. Fact.”

So it seems that we are all safe, and the crackjobs who predicted that the “Galactic Federation of Light” would turn up and cuddle us all to death have all gone back to there hidey holes to have a think about what they said. Of course saying that, it could be that Chief Commander Paddington BearContinue reading “So Paddington Bear didn’t have the guts! Well, I DO!”

First we were going to end up tearing a hole in the universe and all die due to the particle accelerator being turned on, but now it is a lot worse.  The particle accelerator was nothing compared to the carnage coming our way. According to several nutjobs informed people around the world, the Galactic Federation ofContinue reading “The Galactic Federation of Light – aka WTF??!!?!?!”

According to THISnews story, a Chinese man can write on paper by sucking up water through his nose and then spraying it out through his tear ducts.  Impressive?  It may well be.  But what if I told you that I onec ate an entire McDonalds meal and was only sick twice?  Or ate a wholeContinue reading “He cries and I pee. So who is really more impressive?”

It’s tag time, and apparently, I am “it”.  So I shall do my wordly duties as passed on by Georgie B and complete said tag! Now.  According to Georgie, I should: 1. Link to the person who tagged you.  DONE! 2. Post the rules on the blog.  Ummm…I think I am DONE! 3. Write sixContinue reading “A Tag…A Tag… STOP! I surrender!”

Good evening trusty readers, visitors and people who come here looking for “Smurfette Costumes”.  Smurfette Costumes?  You may be wondering.  Well, for some reason google is showing me a lot of hits for people looking for said costume.  And now I have to wonder.  Why are you looking for a smurfette costume?  And if youContinue reading “There is a conspiracy afoot…”

Before I get on with today’s random verbal spillage put in to some kind of order and posted on the site in the name of trying to be funny, I shall say thank you to those who de-lurked and commented in the last post.  Between those telling me I am gorgeous, cute, randy and thoseContinue reading “So if I barf in a bottle, you will buy it from me, right?”

Dear reader. I have worked out through Feedburner and stat programs that I have about 60+ regular readers.  Although not the 1.52 million readers I had planned for the site, it is still a good start for a site which doesn’t advertise. So I am curious.  My curiosity is two fold.  Does that make it quarterContinue reading “Curiosity killed the hamster”

Every so often someone comes along with an idea that makes something that is ordinarily bad seem that little bit easier.  While still being bad.  An example of this is that watching the pathetic excuse for what is called “The England Football Team” was made better by the inclusion of pressing the change channel button on theContinue reading “Don’t make me beat you with my sausage.”