Author Archives: Sy

Oh. Hello. Been a while. A very long while. Quite a while. Some may say while a while. Those ones are stupid. Am I bringing this site back? Dunno. But I do have a new one. A while ago I decided to gain loads of weight. Get ill. Nearly die of sepsis. Get type 2.5Continue reading “And then he got fat and unhealthy”

I like Australia. I like the idea that every insect, plant, human and building are trying to kill you. And they have a sort of somewhat “anything goes” attitude to many things. So when you hire two man to break in to your house with machetes and tie you up and rub you with aContinue reading “At least bring the jackhammer next time…”

As 2020 continues to get weirder by the minute, I am beginning to wonder if the film Idiocracy was actually a set of instructions to live by because damn… Or maybe a warning from the future, filmed in the past to show us our impending doom. But then, we get that with climate issues andContinue reading “Hold my cosmopolitan and baby wipes”

3 months ago, like much of the world, I picked up my comfy desk chair and laptop and decided I would not see anybody else for a few months. On paper this sounds like a great idea. And being a massive introvert, not seeing people is freakin AWESOME. Like many people I replaced my morningContinue reading “The Tale of the Magical Washing Machine”

Ah yeah. Hi. Erm. This is awkward. Remember me? I am still alive. Or at least on the seventh reanimation. Things get worse every time they reanimate. I have the WORST itch which I cant get rid of. Anyway. Yeah. I am back. Sorta. I dont really know. Lets find out! So a lot hasContinue reading “#LockdownLife”

Men should not go shopping alone. This is a well documented fact. The result of when my girlfriend goes shopping: “I have bought fruit and vegetables and got you this bit of chocolate. I got you a bottle of beer. I also have bought meat, pasta, potatoes and enough food to make lunch and dinnerContinue reading “Man left alone in Ikea pulls through – Emotional scars remain”

Society has a habit of ruining it for those who like to do things a little differently. Those who dont conform the same way as we feel they should.  Those who have a hobby that people deem “a little out there”. For instance, people dont get why I want to run up hills or getContinue reading “Sometimes being in love can be total sh*t.”