Author Archives: Sy

Men…women lie to us.  Yes I know.  I was as just as surprised as you are when I found out.  Now I have your attention, I shall tell you what they have been lying about.  This time. You know how women always say “Wow, you are SO crap in bed!  The last time I wasContinue reading “Your lies do not make my tail wag.”

Well.  Here we are.  2010. Yeah that is enough about that.  Lets be honest.  It is a new year, but what has changed?  My underwear sure hasn’t.  Yeah sure, the itching it starting to get a little annoying like last year, but it will pass. Instead of talking about what may be ahead, I needContinue reading “My soul is packing it’s bags and leaving”

Well.  Thank christ that is over.  I hate Christmas.  I mean really…think about what I have to go through.  All the meaningless crap.  The worthless TV.  All the hard work.  For me, this is: I get up early and go and get my daughter from her cot.  My wife made us all a breakfast soContinue reading “A year in 500 words…or more. Or less.”

I had a slight problem over Christmas.  With my car.  It wasn’t, for a better word, behaving so well.   For a not so better word, it was being a complete git.  You see, last year it went through a phase where the key would not turn in the ignition barrel.  Like the steering lockContinue reading “You would think treating them rough would keep them keen.”

Ah yes.  Christmas.  The time when the TV shows an abundance of crap adverts (compared to normal?).  But this time of year it seems to be every other ad is for some fragrance or another.  I now feel I need to wear something or other that I shouldn’t be.  It is for women.  But itContinue reading “I am as hip as a replacement.”

I read a news story this morning that said “Researchers find that exercise is no aid to period pain”.  I am sorry, but even being a man, I can promise you that exercise most definitely DOES help with period pain.  Whenever my wife hits that time, I ALWAYS go out and exercise.  I feel so muchContinue reading “If you cant sleep in a bed of cat puke, what CAN you do?”

So the site turned 2 years old a few days ago.  I completely missed it.  I didn’t get it a card.  Nor a cake (and I like cake!).  When I logged in this evening, it looked at me unloved.  I tried to explain that I don’t care, but it wasn’t having any of it.  SoContinue reading “Lots of doing and less watching makes for more fun and learning.”

My nuts hurt. I mean that figuratively, but if you ever want to know about any aches and pains I have in my groinal area, you are gonna have to let me know.  Or maybe I will just blurt it out while talking about the story of Snow White or something. But they hurt becauseContinue reading “Assume the position….aaaand kick. Hard.”

I am hoping this site doesn’t turn in to “Adventures in ExerciseLand”, but at the moment…that is about all I do.  Well, that and abide by the not going within 400ft of Megan Fox.  I don’t understand why the court were so harsh.  So I sent her a token of my love.  In some cultures, roadkillContinue reading “If I had known, I would have used some lubricant.”

I have become that which I hate.  That which most people hate.  I have become an “Oh…you are one of those…you should do this instead.  It is WAY better for you” people. You know how an ex-smoker is the worst of the non-smokers?  For us “never smoked” awesome types, smoking is seen as a mildContinue reading “Going round in circles is much more fun than going up and down.”