Author Archives: Sy

I give up.  What the hell do you buy a woman for Christmas?  I had great ideas last year and the year before that, but there are only so many times I can buy her a toy reindeer that poops out chocolate raisins before it starts to get very old for her. So being theContinue reading “A lesson in not knowing how to buy a Christmas present”

Well it isn’t because of the clean always breathable air.  Nor the always friendly government. China is like the very centre of the Bermuda Triangle.  Except that it is nowhere near Bermuda, and is not even mildly triangle shaped.  But apart from that, pretty much spot on.  Strange things happen there with the people and animals. Continue reading “I want to move to China because….”

Environmentalists are fun.  I think it may be due to the fact that you can’t have the word without writing “mentalists”, which in certain respects just fits the bill better than a garden gnome fits someone with mad crazy gardening skills. They (the mentalists, not the garden gnomes) called in the police after a heinous crime againstContinue reading ““Environmentalists” – Stupid, really stupid or just confused?”

Lets go for a little “Social Commentary”.  I figure it is something I haven’t done before, and with the boring as hell action packed day I had a few days back, I think it is worth sharing.  And by “worth sharing”, I mean “If I had to go though it, so do you”. So.  MyContinue reading “A day in the (very drull) life of…”

  One year ago, I started this little part of the internet on blogspot.  It was a place for me to write down what I felt like without a care in the world. In May it became the site as you see today.  With a funky domain name and photos of smiling children and puppies.  (NoteContinue reading “…and one year later”

Of all of the reasons in life that a woman can use to turn a man down for a night of hot passion, the “I might kill you” line has to be the best. An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police. Giovanni di Stefano,Continue reading “Order the man a raised coffin.”

Today I discovered that finding material for this site can be at times a little harder than you realise. How do you make a post out of spending the day with my 4 month old where all we did was blow raspberries at each other.  And they weren’t even great raspberries.  They were the makingContinue reading “Dressing up as a baby – Not as much fun as it seems?”

For my readers in that part of the world…Happy Turkey Munching Day.  Or whatever it is you call it.  And be thankful for whatever it is you are supposed to be thankful for.  But most of all, enjoy that sodding great turkey you are going to eat.  I am surpemely jealous and can’t wait untilContinue reading “Happy Turkey Munching Day”

So soon?  Yes, that is not only a phrase that my wife says to me, it is also said when I find that I already have enough material for the “you were searching for what?” posts.  Same rules different content…the words in the ” ” are the phrases entered in to google to find thisContinue reading “Because I have nothing else to write about…”

Note:  Parts (well, all considering the drivel I write) of this post will make absolutely NO sense at all unless you happen to know the track Thunderstruck by AC/DC.  If you don’t know it, or if you fancy a little refresher, HERE is it.  Just the intro words are all you really need, but hey,Continue reading “Na na naaa naa na na – Chunder!”