Author Archives: Sy

Brazil.  A country that not only gives great shaving advice, but also has a ministry aimed at promoting the rights of prostitutes.  This great country has created the “prostitutes handbook”.  This useful little book helps them prepare for the randy foreigner who comes looking for a lil’ sumfin of the horizontal variety.  Or vertical.  I mean IContinue reading “Brazil. The home of the prostitutes manual.”

As I sit here realising that I had not noticed that my daughter has left the contents of her nostrils attached to my shirt which is giving me the nickname of Captain Snotsky, I find myself surfing the net.  After all, I am at work.  Why wouldn’t I be?  It certainly beats the other 2 options.  TheContinue reading “Aphrodisiac Samosas Screw Your Wallet”

I thought twice about posting this. The only reason I am posting it is because I haven’t the time to write anything else at the moment. Yeah, I am that nice! Anyway, a little background.  It was a quiet day at the office.  Things were humming along like a hummy thing.  There was then anContinue reading “Haiku – Because like boredom, sometimes things just happen”

Phew.  After the seriousness of the last post, I figured we needed to get back to the crazy.  I do apologise for the rare as rocking horse poop seriousness of the previous mentioned post, but just like when I wear my straitjacket, I had to get it off of my chest. So how do youContinue reading “The names Caveman. Captain Caveman.”

Hello and welcome.  Welcome to the not-in-line-with-the-rest-of-the-site serious post.  The funny stuff is back a bit…or depending on how old this post is when you read it…forward a bit. In fact, if you don’t want to read a serious post, move along to a different post.  There is nothing but bad ahead if you continueContinue reading “Warning: Serious Post Alert”

I considered breaking the WheelTurningHamsterDead.com mould and writing a serious post tonight.  Just to be different.  To be a little contraversial.  To be a little sexier than normal. If that is possible…  Things didn’t quite go to plan.  They didn’t for 2 reasons.  1 is that me and writing serious stuff is somewhat harder than you mayContinue reading “Sometimes you should check what you are queuing for…”

On Thursday, I had 187 unique visitors to the site.  174 of them were from the USA. It occurred to me after my last post that writing a post that appeals to all “languages” is not maybe as easy as it seems.  An example is that my esteemed bloggy pal and all round top banana CRSE (IContinue reading “Spreken zie koala? Writing a post that suits all nations is not so easy.”

According to the bit of paper I have in front of me labelled “Blog Stuff to write about”, I have to write about an erection.  I cant see why I would have thought that, but last night I did have a tipple or 233.  Ohh…hang on…*scratch* *scratch* A-ha!  It was coffee.  I actually wrote eLection. Continue reading “A different view of the US elections by a man with a beer.”

  I pick the one in the middle.  Of course, I am not American, so not me to say!  But between you and me, I voted for McCama.

Ah yes.  It is almost that time of year again where we celebrate blowing things up and burning an effigy in the name of killing government leaders (well, King someone or other and his band of Merry men) and then celebrate the epic fail that was Guy Fawkes.  Of course, if you are not British andContinue reading “General weirdness. WTHD style.”