It is with thanks to Mrs Jane Turleythat the idea for this post has become reality. I am not sure if it was while eating an apple or being beaten with one, but she decided the content should include “Bath Mats”, “Small Rubber Bands”, “Issac Newton” and the “Tardis” from Dr Who. I thinkContinue reading “Did you just throw an apple at me Dr?”
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The voices told me to dress like a banana muffin
Well. Here we go. A thank you to Rose for the content idea of this post. As my last post said, give me 3 words or phrases and I shall see what I can do with it. Rose kindly came up with the following for me to work with: “Banana Muffins”, “Say Yes to the Dress”Continue reading “The voices told me to dress like a banana muffin”
An experiment in the experimental
Due to a bout of tiredness, lack of humour and the fact I am watching “I am Legend” which I thought was going to be a film about me; there will be no post tonight. OK, so that is a lie as you are reading this. But you get the idea. Instead, to decide onContinue reading “An experiment in the experimental”
This is not the key to my heart.
In my time on this little blue marble, I have been able to drink a lot of alcohol in one session. This is in no way a “yeah I am great at drinking” post, but when I read “had downed six beers, vodka and whisky”, I didn’t get excited at his drinking prowess. Actually,Continue reading “This is not the key to my heart.”
I am sucking on a frog in the name of living.
Just recently, I have been worried that if I went to France on holiday and I died; that I might be punished for it. Yes that is right. A village in France has threatened “severe” punishment for anyone that dies. I have done some investigation in to what might happen to someone who goesContinue reading “I am sucking on a frog in the name of living.”
He is doing what? With who? How?
It is a fairly quiet night at work. So we decide to turn our attention to the TV. Being that we are just a couple of blokes in the room, naturally we turn to our favourite channel. So far, we have heard: He is pumping away What a great length He is drying his handsContinue reading “He is doing what? With who? How?”
Life by TV Advertisment Part 1
This post would be so much easier to write if I was a woman*. But alas I am not. And I am not going to have a life changing operation just to make it easier for myself and for you. Anyway, I have an impressive set of man-boobs, so I am half way there. It isContinue reading “Life by TV Advertisment Part 1”
The forbidden love of a man and his…
Our eyes meet from across the room. Such beauty. But why in the corner all alone? Should I do something? Say something? God knows the place needs the kind of electricity our partnership would bring. The more I look, the more my mind turns to filth. To dirt. To thoughts I should just not beContinue reading “The forbidden love of a man and his…”
Can you buy a razor for a laptop?
My Laptop is the HP Sasquatch model. It is hairier then Harry the hairy hermits hairiest day in the history of hairyism. This is not a design “feature” of Mr Sastop. It is caused by the woman in my life. She is malting as if the world the world will end if she doesn’tContinue reading “Can you buy a razor for a laptop?”
If Dog’s Can Lick Their’s, Why Can’t I Grab Mine?
According to THIS news story, Italian Judges have told Italian men to stop scratching their fun department in public. (Side note. The original news story is written by “Nick Pisa” in Rome. Of course it is.) They have decided it is an act of indecency. No it isn’t. Us blokes need a damn good scratch as muchContinue reading “If Dog’s Can Lick Their’s, Why Can’t I Grab Mine?”
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