A couple of years ago I had an “incident”. The “incident” (nearly dying) raised an unexpected finding. I was diabetic. Me? Diabetic? Shut uuuuuup. Nuh-uh. Stoopid fake news result. How? Like, HOW? I eat lots of white bread. Crisps. Meat. Chocolate. Peanut butter. I stay away from vegetables and vegans. I don’t exercise. My watchContinue reading “Why is the baddie always British?”
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And then he got fat and unhealthy
Oh. Hello. Been a while. A very long while. Quite a while. Some may say while a while. Those ones are stupid. Am I bringing this site back? Dunno. But I do have a new one. A while ago I decided to gain loads of weight. Get ill. Nearly die of sepsis. Get type 2.5Continue reading “And then he got fat and unhealthy”
At least bring the jackhammer next time…
I like Australia. I like the idea that every insect, plant, human and building are trying to kill you. And they have a sort of somewhat “anything goes” attitude to many things. So when you hire two man to break in to your house with machetes and tie you up and rub you with aContinue reading “At least bring the jackhammer next time…”
Hold my cosmopolitan and baby wipes
As 2020 continues to get weirder by the minute, I am beginning to wonder if the film Idiocracy was actually a set of instructions to live by because damn… Or maybe a warning from the future, filmed in the past to show us our impending doom. But then, we get that with climate issues andContinue reading “Hold my cosmopolitan and baby wipes”
The Tale of the Magical Washing Machine
3 months ago, like much of the world, I picked up my comfy desk chair and laptop and decided I would not see anybody else for a few months. On paper this sounds like a great idea. And being a massive introvert, not seeing people is freakin AWESOME. Like many people I replaced my morningContinue reading “The Tale of the Magical Washing Machine”
#LockdownLife
Ah yeah. Hi. Erm. This is awkward. Remember me? I am still alive. Or at least on the seventh reanimation. Things get worse every time they reanimate. I have the WORST itch which I cant get rid of. Anyway. Yeah. I am back. Sorta. I dont really know. Lets find out! So a lot hasContinue reading “#LockdownLife”
Man left alone in Ikea pulls through – Emotional scars remain
Men should not go shopping alone. This is a well documented fact. The result of when my girlfriend goes shopping: “I have bought fruit and vegetables and got you this bit of chocolate. I got you a bottle of beer. I also have bought meat, pasta, potatoes and enough food to make lunch and dinnerContinue reading “Man left alone in Ikea pulls through – Emotional scars remain”
Sometimes being in love can be total sh*t.
Society has a habit of ruining it for those who like to do things a little differently. Those who dont conform the same way as we feel they should. Those who have a hobby that people deem “a little out there”. For instance, people dont get why I want to run up hills or getContinue reading “Sometimes being in love can be total sh*t.”
*Radio Crackle* Is There Anybody Listening? Is There Anybody there?
Date: March 26th 2013 Time: Night time Subject: Yes, there is. Content: Shall we give this one more go? New post coming March 28th.
It is really just a yes or no question. Only you can decide.
Dear reader, I have a request. As I have alluded to in the last couple of posts, I am considering closing the site. Why? Well, I dont actually know if anyone reads it anymore. I don’t advertise the site anywhere so knowing if the readership is increasing is hard to tell. As with most sites, peopleContinue reading “It is really just a yes or no question. Only you can decide.”
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