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I like to think I am a quite intelligent guy.  An example of this is that when I was at school, I got the gold starnext to my 9 times table before anyone else in the class.  Granted this was because I made the loudest grunting noises while holding my arm up with my other armContinue reading “Coming this year: The artful rubbish”

According to a psychologist who clearly needs to be the one laying down and not the one with the notepad drawing pictures of cats while repeating the words “…and why do you think that is?”, British children should study magic at school. This is because it can help boost childrens self confidence.  Says a manContinue reading “It’s a kind of magic. Possibly of the mushroom kind.”

I guess what I am trying to say, is that I am a touch BORED.  When I say touch, I mean I have a hand the size of one of those comedy foam hands which I am using to touch, so I am very very bored.  Why am I bored?  Do you even care?  Well letContinue reading “Bored ऊबा हुआ Отегчен Verveeld Ennuyé Gelangweilt”

I was going to write a post a couple of days ago, but then I realised that we were going to get sucked in to a black hole when the reactor thingy with spinning fast things going round in circles was turned on, so didn’t waste my time.  Boy, do I ever have egg onContinue reading “This post is proper breeze.”

I just watched “The World Most Funniest Animals” on TV.  This was presented by “The Worlds Most Boring Man”.   This was not because he is a genuinely uninteresting man.  In fact, I am sure if you got him drunk and told him to run about a forest shouting “I am the man from the undergrowth! Continue reading “Stick it in the can and leave the damn thing sealed.”

On Monday night, Rajendra Pachauri, who chairs the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) will make a speech that will send the audience to sleep.  Just like the name of his gang. It is one thing to have a gang with a name that makes sense, like where I live.  We have the “It’s 3am andContinue reading “Only eat vegetables and you will get rogered by a cow. Fact.”

This may well be the hardest post I have ever had to write.  Not because of the content of the post, but because I wrote the first paragraph, and then one of the kittens jumped up and climbed on the keyboard.  A couple of seconds after pressing the F5 key with her paw, I amContinue reading “Why not just turn out the lights and hope for the best?”

Note:  Just last night, I had a conversation with the mother of my wife who not being British, told me that all British humour is toilet humour.  Being a stand up Englishman, I wholeheartedly disagreed and fought my corner.  I wonder what this “humour” post will be about? I am sorry.  This post is aboutContinue reading “So when does it become disgusting?”

According to THIS news story, they have created a “drug” which increases a females sex drive. Except replace “Drug” with “Face Mask”.  “Drug” my left buttock!  And by that, I don’t mean literally drug my left buttock I mean…oh hell…if you don’t know what I mean, none of this site is ever going to mean anythingContinue reading “Drug…face mask…face mask…drug. Same damn thing.”

Before I get on with the post, just a quick Happy Birthday! to Jim over at TheMovieWhore.com.  Have a good one my friend.  I will have a beer for ya later! Now.  On with the post. I have mentioned once or 19 times before that me and religion, well, we aren’t the best of friends. Continue reading “Is it illegal if God said so?”